Write Facebook status update states for the year 2017.

+ A terrorist attack on London was always going to happen.  I'm pleased no one got hurt.

+ Forgot my eggs were cooking and ruined my pan.

+ 45 today.  Kind of feels as though it's downhill from here.

+ I never saw an AI breakthrough happening that quickly.  I guess when you have AI working on AI you get exponential progress.

+ Can't believe the WHOLE internet went down last week.  Hope it's a one-off.

+ The virus killing off the coffee plantation is really pushing up the cost of coffee.  May have to start hoarding.